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The Prophecies Of The Simian Ninja Canons Ring True... If you were wise, you never doubted. If you doubted you have little chance of understanding the complexity and consequences of your mental miscalculation. It's very simple. Much like the swift and masterfully orchestrated barrage of a monkey slapping you silly all the while sorting different systems of data hierarchically in his head. His disappearance is even swifter as you struggle to your senses helplessly... Killer coding ninja monkeys do exist.
It must be user error Geek T-Shirt
Appearances Are Not Always What They Seem... Those who spend their lives dwelling in the abstract are well aware of this maxim. If one is convinced that 2 + 2 = 5, then that is proof alone. Are we right? Probably not.
On the list of computer problems that tech support has to deal with every day, things not plugged up correctly ranks right up at the top. From not plugged in at all to plugged into a hole that's completely inappropriate, problems with holes seem to befuddle many users. The cables and ports can even be color coded, and the user will plug it up wrong, like some sort of artistic expression.
PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.
A vintage-style melange ringer with a simple retro look.
Nerds Rule T-Shirt
Linux Command Line - More Beer T-Shirt
This shirt is perfect for those lazy people that just don't have the energy to do anything at all and constantly do nothing.
Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim.
You Are Being Monitored - Office Humor T-Shirt
What? Well, it's not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new way to curse and blaspheme without necessarily conjuring up the negativity associated with the whole phrases themselves. And beyond lessening the bite, it's much more efficient to communicate with acronyms everybody understands
Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white.
Be Careful What You Say To Your Local BOFH... Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources. Black T-shirt with the phrase
What is RTFM? RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march down to the local bookstore or MAN page repository, and get the eff off my back because I'm trying very hard to get some freakin' work done.
I Trash IE6 T-Shirt
here are three sequences of code which stick out from the background. Together, these three sequences spell out 'you are dumb' in ascii binary. The background just repeats 'repeating background' in the same ascii binary.
I see dead Pixels T-Shirt
A familiar symbol to any SAP user: the Hard Error. This is my halloween costume. Indeed, there are few things more frightening than one of these bad-boys hampering your progress.
Declare Variables T-Shirt
capslock. it's cruise control for cool. it's not like yelling at all. yelling on the internet.
Glow In The Dark Power Symbol ! Available In Longsleeves as well! You may not always notice it, but this is the International Symbol For Power. What kind of power? Usually the electron current variety. But, since most things in life have more than one meaning, go nuts!
Fair warning... Put the world on notice. It's unlikely that you'll actually see anyone overtly change their behavior lest they be blogged, but you'll certainly shake up a paranoid few.
The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears.
Need Help With Women? Can UNIX Help? You can approach the underlying meaning present on this tshirt however you see fit. You can assume we are referring to the 'man' command and attempting to figure out all (or at least a portion) of the inner workings of woman.
Linux: The Choice Of A Gnu Generation We'll use the more than apt description of Linux from ESR's Jargon File: Linux /lee'nuhks/ or /li'nuks/, not /li:'nuhks/ n. The free Unix workalike created by Linus Torvalds and friends starting about 1991.
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with
Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style Too bad you cant use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to replication from this all encompassing command line? Go find out.
Shall We Play A Game Professor? Remember back in the day when there was no worldwide implementation of TCP/IP and the web, Galaga was #1 in the videogame scene, and a W.O.P.R. wasn't something you could get with or without the fixins? Despite the lack of readily available networking technology back in the early eighties, there were still those who had the skills to phreak and hack... Black tshirt with a flat map of the world in white. Red dotted trajectories interconnect all the continents, and the phrase 'The only winning move is not to play' is written in a glow-like, terminal-styled font beneath.
...however, in this sentence, shift didn't happen. BUT IT DID IN THIS ONE!!!1
An elite brand of coder, the reverse engineer usually takes a finished product (generally compiled or in a proprietary format), and through a variety of techniques, is able to understand the inner workings and to apply that understanding in a variety of ways... Why? Sometimes just for intellectual curiosity. Sometimes from boredom. And sometimes you need to convert a proprietary driver/format for one Operating System and port it to another.
It Is Good To Be The King... Slap this shirt on, and parade around the cube farm to display the depth of your powers. Then sit back and watch them tremble...
Open shirt. Insert body. Sometimes simpler is better. No need for funny one-liners or obscure and geeky references here. Just a simple homage to the markup language that makes the web go 'round. Charcoal grey 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with printed on the front and
Stumps Them Every Time... Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the fluorescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt... High quality heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase
Hey, if it can play Oregon Trail, its all right by me.
Geeks kicking it old school.
Privacy schmivacy When you cannot get the attention of your peers by being the fastest at installing a new motherboard, we'll let you use this shirt as a 'scare tactic' for achieving your goals. Garnish instant respect in board meetings, or use it to get a raise and another vacation
When reality sucks, escape! Blue dusk t-shirt with an 'escape' keyboard button (ala,
Used to be if you needed to check your email you would use punch cards. Imagine that!
  
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Killer Coding Ninja Monkeys
 
The Prophecies Of The Simian Ninja Canons Ring True... If you were wise, you never doubted. If you doubted you have little chance of understanding the complexity and consequences of your mental miscalculation. It's very simple. Much like the swift and masterfully orchestrated barrage of a monkey slapping you silly all the while sorting different systems of data hierarchically in his head. His disappearance is even swifter as you struggle to your senses helplessly... Killer coding ninja monkeys do exist.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

It Must be User Error
 
It must be user error Geek T-Shirt
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Two Plus Two
 
Appearances Are Not Always What They Seem... Those who spend their lives dwelling in the abstract are well aware of this maxim. If one is convinced that 2 + 2 = 5, then that is proof alone. Are we right? Probably not.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Try Another Hole
 
On the list of computer problems that tech support has to deal with every day, things not plugged up correctly ranks right up at the top. From not plugged in at all to plugged into a hole that's completely inappropriate, problems with holes seem to befuddle many users. The cables and ports can even be color coded, and the user will plug it up wrong, like some sort of artistic expression.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

PEBKAC
 
PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Old School
 
A vintage-style melange ringer with a simple retro look.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Nerds Rule
 
Nerds Rule T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

More Beer
 
Linux Command Line - More Beer T-Shirt
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Low Battery
 
This shirt is perfect for those lazy people that just don't have the energy to do anything at all and constantly do nothing.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Insufficient Memory
 
Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

You are Bring Monitored
 
You Are Being Monitored - Office Humor T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

WTF
 
What? Well, it's not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new way to curse and blaspheme without necessarily conjuring up the negativity associated with the whole phrases themselves. And beyond lessening the bite, it's much more efficient to communicate with acronyms everybody understands
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

There's not place like Home
 
Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Go Away Shell Script
 
Be Careful What You Say To Your Local BOFH... Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources. Black T-shirt with the phrase "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script" in white on front.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

RTFM
 
What is RTFM? RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march down to the local bookstore or MAN page repository, and get the eff off my back because I'm trying very hard to get some freakin' work done.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

I Trash IE6
 
I Trash IE6 T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

You are dumb v2.0
 
here are three sequences of code which stick out from the background. Together, these three sequences spell out 'you are dumb' in ascii binary. The background just repeats 'repeating background' in the same ascii binary.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

This T-Shirt has encountered and Error
 
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

I See Dead Pixels
 
I see dead Pixels T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

SAP Error
 
A familiar symbol to any SAP user: the Hard Error. This is my halloween costume. Indeed, there are few things more frightening than one of these bad-boys hampering your progress.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Declare Variables
 
Declare Variables T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Capslock - Cruise Control for Cool
 
capslock. it's cruise control for cool. it's not like yelling at all. yelling on the internet.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Power Symbol
 
Glow In The Dark Power Symbol ! Available In Longsleeves as well! You may not always notice it, but this is the International Symbol For Power. What kind of power? Usually the electron current variety. But, since most things in life have more than one meaning, go nuts!
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

I'm Blogging This
 
Fair warning... Put the world on notice. It's unlikely that you'll actually see anyone overtly change their behavior lest they be blogged, but you'll certainly shake up a paranoid few.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Geek Love Poem
 
The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Man Woman
 
Need Help With Women? Can UNIX Help? You can approach the underlying meaning present on this tshirt however you see fit. You can assume we are referring to the 'man' command and attempting to figure out all (or at least a portion) of the inner workings of woman.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Linux
 
Linux: The Choice Of A Gnu Generation We'll use the more than apt description of Linux from ESR's Jargon File: Linux /lee'nuhks/ or /li'nuks/, not /li:'nuhks/ n. The free Unix workalike created by Linus Torvalds and friends starting about 1991.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

You Read my t-shirt
 
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with "social," it better end with "networking sites."
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

SQL users Query
 
Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style Too bad you cant use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to replication from this all encompassing command line? Go find out.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

MAD
 
Shall We Play A Game Professor? Remember back in the day when there was no worldwide implementation of TCP/IP and the web, Galaga was #1 in the videogame scene, and a W.O.P.R. wasn't something you could get with or without the fixins? Despite the lack of readily available networking technology back in the early eighties, there were still those who had the skills to phreak and hack... Black tshirt with a flat map of the world in white. Red dotted trajectories interconnect all the continents, and the phrase 'The only winning move is not to play' is written in a glow-like, terminal-styled font beneath.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Shift Happens!!1
 
...however, in this sentence, shift didn't happen. BUT IT DID IN THIS ONE!!!1
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: bustedtees

Reverse Engineer
 
An elite brand of coder, the reverse engineer usually takes a finished product (generally compiled or in a proprietary format), and through a variety of techniques, is able to understand the inner workings and to apply that understanding in a variety of ways... Why? Sometimes just for intellectual curiosity. Sometimes from boredom. And sometimes you need to convert a proprietary driver/format for one Operating System and port it to another.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Bow before me, for I am root
 
It Is Good To Be The King... Slap this shirt on, and parade around the cube farm to display the depth of your powers. Then sit back and watch them tremble...
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Body Tag
 
Open shirt. Insert body. Sometimes simpler is better. No need for funny one-liners or obscure and geeky references here. Just a simple homage to the markup language that makes the web go 'round. Charcoal grey 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with printed on the front and
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

There are 10 types of people in the world
 
Stumps Them Every Time... Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the fluorescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt... High quality heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Mac Daddy
 
Hey, if it can play Oregon Trail, its all right by me.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: bustedtees

RUN CMD
 
Geeks kicking it old school.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

I read your e-mail
 
Privacy schmivacy When you cannot get the attention of your peers by being the fastest at installing a new motherboard, we'll let you use this shirt as a 'scare tactic' for achieving your goals. Garnish instant respect in board meetings, or use it to get a raise and another vacation
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Esc
 
When reality sucks, escape! Blue dusk t-shirt with an 'escape' keyboard button (ala, "Esc") on it. Oh the simplest things in life...
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Computers The wave of the Future
 
Used to be if you needed to check your email you would use punch cards. Imagine that!
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: bustedtees