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The Prophecies Of The Simian Ninja Canons Ring True... If you were wise, you never doubted. If you doubted you have little chance of understanding the complexity and consequences of your mental miscalculation. It's very simple. Much like the swift and masterfully orchestrated barrage of a monkey slapping you silly all the while sorting different systems of data hierarchically in his head. His disappearance is even swifter as you struggle to your senses helplessly... Killer coding ninja monkeys do exist.
It must be user error Geek T-Shirt
I teabag Noobs Gamer T-Shirt
For the most committed gamer. A great tshirt to show wear your priorities lie.
Appearances Are Not Always What They Seem... Those who spend their lives dwelling in the abstract are well aware of this maxim. If one is convinced that 2 + 2 = 5, then that is proof alone. Are we right? Probably not.
On the list of computer problems that tech support has to deal with every day, things not plugged up correctly ranks right up at the top. From not plugged in at all to plugged into a hole that's completely inappropriate, problems with holes seem to befuddle many users. The cables and ports can even be color coded, and the user will plug it up wrong, like some sort of artistic expression.
PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.
A vintage-style melange ringer with a simple retro look.
Nerds Rule T-Shirt
Linux Command Line - More Beer T-Shirt
This shirt is perfect for those lazy people that just don't have the energy to do anything at all and constantly do nothing.
Skull and crossbones, I kill Noobs T-Shirt
Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim.
Get a life. It is not about love.. its about saving lives. Gamers know the importance of life. I mean we have to have like tons of them to get through a level.
This was inspired by the often used internet phrase
What? Well, it's not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new way to curse and blaspheme without necessarily conjuring up the negativity associated with the whole phrases themselves. And beyond lessening the bite, it's much more efficient to communicate with acronyms everybody understands
Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white.
Drool marks and blood-shot eyes along with slowly decomposing junk food are hallmarks of a late night gaming session too good to stop, until you pass out that is.
Space Invaders T-Shirt
There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way.
Resistance Equals Voltage Divided By Current Events More of a Vulcan statement than a Borg one, we think you'll still find this t-shirt quite appetizing.
There's only one gift that would make every little gamer girl's dreams come true: pwnies. Pwnies are just like real ponies except with less mucking out stalls and more fragging of the enemy
Nerd, Dork, and Dweeb Diagram T-Shirt
Look sporty and smart at the same time with this tee. Make the ol' high school jocks jealous.
More intelligent than
this t-shirt is for the ultimate gamer!
Be Careful What You Say To Your Local BOFH... Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources. Black T-shirt with the phrase
Ever Feel Like Packaged Goods? Sure ya have. We all have. Why? Because it's true. We should all be acutely aware that our minds have been enslaved by greater beings and that the only meaningful purpose individuals possess is to ensure that the human race survives and evolves. And the only reason this happens is to serve the needs of other, more sentient and increasingly powerful creatures across the Universe.
What is RTFM? RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march down to the local bookstore or MAN page repository, and get the eff off my back because I'm trying very hard to get some freakin' work done.
Rock Da House Sound Responsive Equalizer T-Shirt. Brace yourself! This is the newest and hottest trend in club raver gear. With the combination of micro lighting technology in to this special clothing You are now the lightshow! This interactive 4D Equalizer shirts goes beyond the tradition of hand held club toys. This EL EQ Shirt allows you to wear a full blown animated Color light show right own your t-shirt.
I Trash IE6 T-Shirt
OMG, it's not a t-shirt! Whether you're crawling out from under the hood of a car or up to your elbows in IDE cables and mobo offsets, you need a good sturdy work shirt to keep you clean (not to mention stylish). Every geek needs one of our new Geek work shirts, complete with nametag embroidery to show the world what you're all about.
Man started out as an ape and then became an arcade player. If you're a gamer you'll love our Gamer Evolution design.
here are three sequences of code which stick out from the background. Together, these three sequences spell out 'you are dumb' in ascii binary. The background just repeats 'repeating background' in the same ascii binary.
If you ever played role-playing games, you know about the 20-sided die. This shirt will bring back those memories of gathering with friends to battle orcs and dragons on a Saturday afternoon.
I see dead Pixels T-Shirt
Awww.... geek love! Looking for the perfect gift for your boyfriend, husband, or even your dad? How 'bout the
A familiar symbol to any SAP user: the Hard Error. This is my halloween costume. Indeed, there are few things more frightening than one of these bad-boys hampering your progress.
Declare Variables T-Shirt
It's good to be a Hylian. You've got a benevolent monarchy that rules over a land formed by goddesses. You've got diverse landscape for all types -- woods, swamps, deserts, mountains. You have lakes and waterfalls for vacations. Temples for the religiously inclined. And a gorgeous castle. Yeah, it's good to be a Hylian. Except for the whole Imprisoning War bit.
Atari Logo on Blue T-Shirt
Glow In The Dark Power Symbol ! Available In Longsleeves as well! You may not always notice it, but this is the International Symbol For Power. What kind of power? Usually the electron current variety. But, since most things in life have more than one meaning, go nuts!
Fair warning... Put the world on notice. It's unlikely that you'll actually see anyone overtly change their behavior lest they be blogged, but you'll certainly shake up a paranoid few.
The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears.
GEEK IS SEXY... with a KISS in the middle! We know geeks have a penchant for the subtle, and although we could have tried a little harder with this one, it still takes a whole millisecond or two to see the KISS hidden in the middle of our GEEK IS SEXY shirt.
This is the last few decades of your life on a t-shirt. Follow the evolution of your favorite console from the golden age of gaming to the new millennium!
Need Help With Women? Can UNIX Help? You can approach the underlying meaning present on this tshirt however you see fit. You can assume we are referring to the 'man' command and attempting to figure out all (or at least a portion) of the inner workings of woman.
Linux: The Choice Of A Gnu Generation We'll use the more than apt description of Linux from ESR's Jargon File: Linux /lee'nuhks/ or /li'nuks/, not /li:'nuhks/ n. The free Unix workalike created by Linus Torvalds and friends starting about 1991.
It's only a matter of time till human augmentation becomes not only a reality, but a common practice. Until that time however, geeks like us can console ourselves with sweet t-shirts like this. Just cause you're a geek doesn't mean you can't be stylish!
For That Hot & Oh So Spicy Geek In Your Life... As seen on The Big Bang Theory! The stuff chili's are made Of..literally. Capsaicin is responsible for that bite and that pungency which makes chili peppers (at least the hotter varieties) such a challenge to eat raw. One word of advice, never touch a habanero and then use the restroom without first washing your hands thoroughly.
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with
When the DM is smiling, be Afraid T-Shirt
Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style Too bad you cant use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to replication from this all encompassing command line? Go find out.
Shall We Play A Game Professor? Remember back in the day when there was no worldwide implementation of TCP/IP and the web, Galaga was #1 in the videogame scene, and a W.O.P.R. wasn't something you could get with or without the fixins? Despite the lack of readily available networking technology back in the early eighties, there were still those who had the skills to phreak and hack... Black tshirt with a flat map of the world in white. Red dotted trajectories interconnect all the continents, and the phrase 'The only winning move is not to play' is written in a glow-like, terminal-styled font beneath.
...however, in this sentence, shift didn't happen. BUT IT DID IN THIS ONE!!!1
An elite brand of coder, the reverse engineer usually takes a finished product (generally compiled or in a proprietary format), and through a variety of techniques, is able to understand the inner workings and to apply that understanding in a variety of ways... Why? Sometimes just for intellectual curiosity. Sometimes from boredom. And sometimes you need to convert a proprietary driver/format for one Operating System and port it to another.
Dust Off That Periodic Table Indium Nobelium Copper Oxygen Uranium Sulfur Sulfur Hydrogen Iridium Hydrogen-3 Fluorine Hydrogen-3 Tungsten
These amazing animated Mega EL Shirts have large sewn-on designs! The flexible design feels somewhat like a thick iron-on transfer. Comes with a custom tiny driver unit that automatically cycles through 5 to 8 animation patterns
It Is Good To Be The King... Slap this shirt on, and parade around the cube farm to display the depth of your powers. Then sit back and watch them tremble...
Open shirt. Insert body. Sometimes simpler is better. No need for funny one-liners or obscure and geeky references here. Just a simple homage to the markup language that makes the web go 'round. Charcoal grey 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with printed on the front and
Stumps Them Every Time... Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the fluorescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt... High quality heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase
HA HA HA HA .... Has net culture become so baseless that we can get so damned excited about an obscure and outdated phrase from a captain and the mysterious Cats? To answer, I'll refer you to a famous Maxim, circa A.D. 2101...
Geek, spelled correctly for the die hard Star Trek fan, a unique word styling and look that conveys more than one message.
Everybody loves a pirate. Now geeks and nerds can have a good pirate shirt too. Show your love for PI. PI Arggggh Squared.
Shut up and show your spirit! Whether you went to college or not, you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school.
Here we have the word Player made up from the elements Phosphorus, Lanthanum, Yttrium, and Erbium. This is a fun design for anyone that loves to play video games or other kinds of sports or games, especially if they also have an interest in chemistry or science!
Because
Donkey Kong, the fierce enemy of Mario. At least, 30 years ago or so he was.
Hey, if it can play Oregon Trail, its all right by me.
You can display the current Wi-Fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding Wi-Fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential Wi-Fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.
geek.' - you either are or aren't. Be proud either way.
Humans. We do stupid things. It's really amazing that we're still around as a species.
Space Invaders shirt.
Gamer Minimum System Requirements T-Shirt
Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000...). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey... you're depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you're fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you'll drop back down to two and a half hearts again. Got it?
The wicked sound-sensitive Equalizer Bars jump and flash in time to the music wherever you are, combining retro-cool with up to the minute digital technology. Built-in Graphic Equalizer The TQ Shirt has a built-in graphic equalizer with a wide spectrum sensor controller to detect the true rhythm, frequency and beat of music. Eye-popping Display! This animates the ultra-thin Electro Luminescence panel in the chest for an eye-popping display as the Equalizer bars light up and respond to the music. Control the BEAT! There is also an easily accessible adjuster control, allowing you to prep your shirt for low ambient beats or the loudest club music you can bear! Concealed Controller The improved T-Qualiser system includes a lightweight battery pack that is cleverly hidden in a secret pocket in the shirt. The back gives great battery life and is durable enough to withstand even the wildest night out.
This black tee features a large front print of the Atari logo written in neon green binary code.
Your real life experiences just don't have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you're brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately there's a solution with the Personal Soundtrack Shirt.
Geeks kicking it old school.
Privacy schmivacy When you cannot get the attention of your peers by being the fastest at installing a new motherboard, we'll let you use this shirt as a 'scare tactic' for achieving your goals. Garnish instant respect in board meetings, or use it to get a raise and another vacation
Atari Golden Logo T-Shirt. It's pong time! There once was a simpler time when all your favorite 8-bit games where hi-tech. Games today are complicated, hard to get in to and require ages to perfect the controllers. What ever happened to simple joy stick and a single function button? We yern for these days to return, but until they do here is a shirt to help you remember the golden years of gaming.
You will never be late again with this novelty t-shirt. Its EL (electro-luminescence) panel displays the time at all times. Easily set and change the time by pressing buttons on the driver unit. Also features a
When reality sucks, escape! Blue dusk t-shirt with an 'escape' keyboard button (ala,
It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations. While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you.
must... have... more... caffeine... As seen on The Big Bang Theory! You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Except it's green. Caffeine molecule printed in lime green on a navy shirt.
So, how about an electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front? That's right. Hit the drums on this shirt with your finger and they play through the built in speaker... simple but amazing. With 7 different drum sounds you're ready for a personal drum solo on your chest.
Exclaim your excitement with the
Top tier retro gaming, Major League Qbert
Ascii Art - Dragon image T-shirt
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Killer Coding Ninja Monkeys
 
The Prophecies Of The Simian Ninja Canons Ring True... If you were wise, you never doubted. If you doubted you have little chance of understanding the complexity and consequences of your mental miscalculation. It's very simple. Much like the swift and masterfully orchestrated barrage of a monkey slapping you silly all the while sorting different systems of data hierarchically in his head. His disappearance is even swifter as you struggle to your senses helplessly... Killer coding ninja monkeys do exist.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

It Must be User Error
 
It must be user error Geek T-Shirt
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

I Teabag Noobs
 
I teabag Noobs Gamer T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Good Better Best Gamer T-Shirt
 
For the most committed gamer. A great tshirt to show wear your priorities lie.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Two Plus Two
 
Appearances Are Not Always What They Seem... Those who spend their lives dwelling in the abstract are well aware of this maxim. If one is convinced that 2 + 2 = 5, then that is proof alone. Are we right? Probably not.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Try Another Hole
 
On the list of computer problems that tech support has to deal with every day, things not plugged up correctly ranks right up at the top. From not plugged in at all to plugged into a hole that's completely inappropriate, problems with holes seem to befuddle many users. The cables and ports can even be color coded, and the user will plug it up wrong, like some sort of artistic expression.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

PEBKAC
 
PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Old School
 
A vintage-style melange ringer with a simple retro look.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Nerds Rule
 
Nerds Rule T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

More Beer
 
Linux Command Line - More Beer T-Shirt
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Low Battery
 
This shirt is perfect for those lazy people that just don't have the energy to do anything at all and constantly do nothing.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

I Kill Noobs
 
Skull and crossbones, I kill Noobs T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Insufficient Memory
 
Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Get a Life
 
Get a life. It is not about love.. its about saving lives. Gamers know the importance of life. I mean we have to have like tons of them to get through a level.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Die of Fire
 
This was inspired by the often used internet phrase "die in a fire," but it's also for fans of RPGs.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

WTF
 
What? Well, it's not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new way to curse and blaspheme without necessarily conjuring up the negativity associated with the whole phrases themselves. And beyond lessening the bite, it's much more efficient to communicate with acronyms everybody understands
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

There's not place like Home
 
Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

The Gaming Lifestyles
 
Drool marks and blood-shot eyes along with slowly decomposing junk food are hallmarks of a late night gaming session too good to stop, until you pass out that is.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Space Invaders
 
Space Invaders T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Self Rescuing Princess
 
There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Resistance if Futile
 
Resistance Equals Voltage Divided By Current Events More of a Vulcan statement than a Borg one, we think you'll still find this t-shirt quite appetizing.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

OMG - Pwnies
 
There's only one gift that would make every little gamer girl's dreams come true: pwnies. Pwnies are just like real ponies except with less mucking out stalls and more fragging of the enemy
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Nerd Diagram
 
Nerd, Dork, and Dweeb Diagram T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Mathlete
 
Look sporty and smart at the same time with this tee. Make the ol' high school jocks jealous.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

I Heart Gaming
 
More intelligent than "I like dice!" and more esoteric then "This is how I roll" you'll look smashing in this hit of the year. In black, of course. Being a female gamer, it's available in girly too.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

I eat noobs for Breakfast
 
this t-shirt is for the ultimate gamer!
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Go Away Shell Script
 
Be Careful What You Say To Your Local BOFH... Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources. Black T-shirt with the phrase "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script" in white on front.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Generic Human Carbon Unit
 
Ever Feel Like Packaged Goods? Sure ya have. We all have. Why? Because it's true. We should all be acutely aware that our minds have been enslaved by greater beings and that the only meaningful purpose individuals possess is to ensure that the human race survives and evolves. And the only reason this happens is to serve the needs of other, more sentient and increasingly powerful creatures across the Universe.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

RTFM
 
What is RTFM? RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march down to the local bookstore or MAN page repository, and get the eff off my back because I'm trying very hard to get some freakin' work done.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Rock da House Sound Responsive
 
Rock Da House Sound Responsive Equalizer T-Shirt. Brace yourself! This is the newest and hottest trend in club raver gear. With the combination of micro lighting technology in to this special clothing You are now the lightshow! This interactive 4D Equalizer shirts goes beyond the tradition of hand held club toys. This EL EQ Shirt allows you to wear a full blown animated Color light show right own your t-shirt.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

I Trash IE6
 
I Trash IE6 T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Geek Work Shirt
 
OMG, it's not a t-shirt! Whether you're crawling out from under the hood of a car or up to your elbows in IDE cables and mobo offsets, you need a good sturdy work shirt to keep you clean (not to mention stylish). Every geek needs one of our new Geek work shirts, complete with nametag embroidery to show the world what you're all about.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

Gamer Evolution
 
Man started out as an ape and then became an arcade player. If you're a gamer you'll love our Gamer Evolution design.
 
Available mulitple sizes
 
From: amazon

You are dumb v2.0
 
here are three sequences of code which stick out from the background. Together, these three sequences spell out 'you are dumb' in ascii binary. The background just repeats 'repeating background' in the same ascii binary.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

That's how I Role
 
If you ever played role-playing games, you know about the 20-sided die. This shirt will bring back those memories of gathering with friends to battle orcs and dragons on a Saturday afternoon.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

This T-Shirt has encountered and Error
 
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

I See Dead Pixels
 
I see dead Pixels T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

I Heart My Geek
 
Awww.... geek love! Looking for the perfect gift for your boyfriend, husband, or even your dad? How 'bout the "I love my geek" shirt? It pretty much speaks for itself, and proves to the world that geeks really are lovable!
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

SAP Error
 
A familiar symbol to any SAP user: the Hard Error. This is my halloween costume. Indeed, there are few things more frightening than one of these bad-boys hampering your progress.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

Declare Variables
 
Declare Variables T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Crest of Hyrule
 
It's good to be a Hylian. You've got a benevolent monarchy that rules over a land formed by goddesses. You've got diverse landscape for all types -- woods, swamps, deserts, mountains. You have lakes and waterfalls for vacations. Temples for the religiously inclined. And a gorgeous castle. Yeah, it's good to be a Hylian. Except for the whole Imprisoning War bit.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Atari Logo Blue
 
Atari Logo on Blue T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Power Symbol
 
Glow In The Dark Power Symbol ! Available In Longsleeves as well! You may not always notice it, but this is the International Symbol For Power. What kind of power? Usually the electron current variety. But, since most things in life have more than one meaning, go nuts!
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

I'm Blogging This
 
Fair warning... Put the world on notice. It's unlikely that you'll actually see anyone overtly change their behavior lest they be blogged, but you'll certainly shake up a paranoid few.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Geek Love Poem
 
The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Geek is Sexy
 
GEEK IS SEXY... with a KISS in the middle! We know geeks have a penchant for the subtle, and although we could have tried a little harder with this one, it still takes a whole millisecond or two to see the KISS hidden in the middle of our GEEK IS SEXY shirt.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Game Evolution
 
This is the last few decades of your life on a t-shirt. Follow the evolution of your favorite console from the golden age of gaming to the new millennium!
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Man Woman
 
Need Help With Women? Can UNIX Help? You can approach the underlying meaning present on this tshirt however you see fit. You can assume we are referring to the 'man' command and attempting to figure out all (or at least a portion) of the inner workings of woman.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Linux
 
Linux: The Choice Of A Gnu Generation We'll use the more than apt description of Linux from ESR's Jargon File: Linux /lee'nuhks/ or /li'nuks/, not /li:'nuhks/ n. The free Unix workalike created by Linus Torvalds and friends starting about 1991.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Human Circuit
 
It's only a matter of time till human augmentation becomes not only a reality, but a common practice. Until that time however, geeks like us can console ourselves with sweet t-shirts like this. Just cause you're a geek doesn't mean you can't be stylish!
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

Capsaicin Molecule
 
For That Hot & Oh So Spicy Geek In Your Life... As seen on The Big Bang Theory! The stuff chili's are made Of..literally. Capsaicin is responsible for that bite and that pungency which makes chili peppers (at least the hotter varieties) such a challenge to eat raw. One word of advice, never touch a habanero and then use the restroom without first washing your hands thoroughly.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: amazon

You Read my t-shirt
 
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with "social," it better end with "networking sites."
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
From: zazzle

When the DM is smiling, be Afraid
 
When the DM is smiling, be Afraid T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
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SQL users Query
 
Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style Too bad you cant use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to replication from this all encompassing command line? Go find out.
 
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MAD
 
Shall We Play A Game Professor? Remember back in the day when there was no worldwide implementation of TCP/IP and the web, Galaga was #1 in the videogame scene, and a W.O.P.R. wasn't something you could get with or without the fixins? Despite the lack of readily available networking technology back in the early eighties, there were still those who had the skills to phreak and hack... Black tshirt with a flat map of the world in white. Red dotted trajectories interconnect all the continents, and the phrase 'The only winning move is not to play' is written in a glow-like, terminal-styled font beneath.
 
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Shift Happens!!1
 
...however, in this sentence, shift didn't happen. BUT IT DID IN THIS ONE!!!1
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: bustedtees

Reverse Engineer
 
An elite brand of coder, the reverse engineer usually takes a finished product (generally compiled or in a proprietary format), and through a variety of techniques, is able to understand the inner workings and to apply that understanding in a variety of ways... Why? Sometimes just for intellectual curiosity. Sometimes from boredom. And sometimes you need to convert a proprietary driver/format for one Operating System and port it to another.
 
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Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
 
Dust Off That Periodic Table Indium Nobelium Copper Oxygen Uranium Sulfur Sulfur Hydrogen Iridium Hydrogen-3 Fluorine Hydrogen-3 Tungsten
 
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Flashing Skull
 
These amazing animated Mega EL Shirts have large sewn-on designs! The flexible design feels somewhat like a thick iron-on transfer. Comes with a custom tiny driver unit that automatically cycles through 5 to 8 animation patterns
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Bow before me, for I am root
 
It Is Good To Be The King... Slap this shirt on, and parade around the cube farm to display the depth of your powers. Then sit back and watch them tremble...
 
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Body Tag
 
Open shirt. Insert body. Sometimes simpler is better. No need for funny one-liners or obscure and geeky references here. Just a simple homage to the markup language that makes the web go 'round. Charcoal grey 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with printed on the front and
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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There are 10 types of people in the world
 
Stumps Them Every Time... Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the fluorescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt... High quality heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"
 
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All Your Base are Belong to Us
 
HA HA HA HA .... Has net culture become so baseless that we can get so damned excited about an obscure and outdated phrase from a captain and the mysterious Cats? To answer, I'll refer you to a famous Maxim, circa A.D. 2101..."You have no chance to survive make your time". Your choice of either black or navy shirts with yellow text (in a simple early 80's style terminal font) on front and back. The phrase "all your base are belong to us" is in the front, and "somebody set up us the bomb" on the back with a smallish pixilated bomb.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Enterprise Geek
 
Geek, spelled correctly for the die hard Star Trek fan, a unique word styling and look that conveys more than one message.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
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Pi-Rate
 
Everybody loves a pirate. Now geeks and nerds can have a good pirate shirt too. Show your love for PI. PI Arggggh Squared.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
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STFU
 
Shut up and show your spirit! Whether you went to college or not, you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Player Elements
 
Here we have the word Player made up from the elements Phosphorus, Lanthanum, Yttrium, and Erbium. This is a fun design for anyone that loves to play video games or other kinds of sports or games, especially if they also have an interest in chemistry or science!
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
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Blow Me
 
Because "blow me and then put another cartridge on top of me once I'm in the NES" wouldn't fit.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: bustedtees

The Kong
 
Donkey Kong, the fierce enemy of Mario. At least, 30 years ago or so he was.
 
Donkey Kong
 
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Mac Daddy
 
Hey, if it can play Oregon Trail, its all right by me.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
From: bustedtees

Wi-Fi Detector
 
You can display the current Wi-Fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding Wi-Fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential Wi-Fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Geek
 
geek.' - you either are or aren't. Be proud either way.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Humans Suck
 
Humans. We do stupid things. It's really amazing that we're still around as a species.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Space Invader
 
Space Invaders shirt.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Minimum System Requirements
 
Gamer Minimum System Requirements T-Shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
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8-bit Dynamic Heart Life
 
Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000...). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey... you're depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you're fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you'll drop back down to two and a half hearts again. Got it?
 
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Sound Activated Equalizer
 
The wicked sound-sensitive Equalizer Bars jump and flash in time to the music wherever you are, combining retro-cool with up to the minute digital technology. Built-in Graphic Equalizer The TQ Shirt has a built-in graphic equalizer with a wide spectrum sensor controller to detect the true rhythm, frequency and beat of music. Eye-popping Display! This animates the ultra-thin Electro Luminescence panel in the chest for an eye-popping display as the Equalizer bars light up and respond to the music. Control the BEAT! There is also an easily accessible adjuster control, allowing you to prep your shirt for low ambient beats or the loudest club music you can bear! Concealed Controller The improved T-Qualiser system includes a lightweight battery pack that is cleverly hidden in a secret pocket in the shirt. The back gives great battery life and is durable enough to withstand even the wildest night out.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Binary Atari
 
This black tee features a large front print of the Atari logo written in neon green binary code.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Personal Soundtrack Shirt
 
Your real life experiences just don't have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you're brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately there's a solution with the Personal Soundtrack Shirt.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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RUN CMD
 
Geeks kicking it old school.
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
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I read your e-mail
 
Privacy schmivacy When you cannot get the attention of your peers by being the fastest at installing a new motherboard, we'll let you use this shirt as a 'scare tactic' for achieving your goals. Garnish instant respect in board meetings, or use it to get a raise and another vacation
 
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Atari Golden
 
Atari Golden Logo T-Shirt. It's pong time! There once was a simpler time when all your favorite 8-bit games where hi-tech. Games today are complicated, hard to get in to and require ages to perfect the controllers. What ever happened to simple joy stick and a single function button? We yern for these days to return, but until they do here is a shirt to help you remember the golden years of gaming.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Digital Clock Shirt
 
You will never be late again with this novelty t-shirt. Its EL (electro-luminescence) panel displays the time at all times. Easily set and change the time by pressing buttons on the driver unit. Also features a "counting" mode. 24 hr/12 hr option display.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Esc
 
When reality sucks, escape! Blue dusk t-shirt with an 'escape' keyboard button (ala, "Esc") on it. Oh the simplest things in life...
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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NO
 
It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations. While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Caffeine Molecule
 
must... have... more... caffeine... As seen on The Big Bang Theory! You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Except it's green. Caffeine molecule printed in lime green on a navy shirt.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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Electronic Drum Kit Shirt
 
So, how about an electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front? That's right. Hit the drums on this shirt with your finger and they play through the built in speaker... simple but amazing. With 7 different drum sounds you're ready for a personal drum solo on your chest.
 
Available in multiple sizes
 
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w00t
 
Exclaim your excitement with the "w00t" T-shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
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Major League Qbert
 
Top tier retro gaming, Major League Qbert
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
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Ascii Dragon
 
Ascii Art - Dragon image T-shirt
 
Available in multiple sizes, colors, and styles. Customizable!
 
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